It' St Patrick's Day and I am just having rotten luck. It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that I put on a white and green shirt telling you to "Go Pinch Somebody Else" with some slightly irreverant gold satin panties and rainbow thigh high socks. It is no wonder I end up getting tied up with rope. While everyone else is enjoying their green beer and Xxxx stupor, pinching anybody not wearing green that walks by, I am lying on the living room floor tied in a rigorous hog tie. Johnny tears up a bright green t-shirt and uses it to endow me with a thick cleave gag, so I'll have something to chew on, he says. Little does he know, I finally feel like my luck is turning around. I get to be tied up with rope, which helps me stay out of my usual leprechaun trouble.
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